hello.

my name is emily. i am Polish! i am currently 24 years, 9 months, 16 days, 9 hours, 40 minutes of age, precisely, and i was born on june 3, 1985. i am slightly embarrassed to admit that i am a southern adventist university graduate as of may '06. I am a registered nurse at a hospital in chattanooga, tn. i live right over the border in georgia though. i live with: my boyfriend adam, 1 boy hedgehog, Cuppy (short for Cupcake), 1 girl hedgehog, Muffin, 1 black bombay kitty named Keykey, and the little hamster, Theodore(also called Teddy and TheoDORABLE!, get it?). i am decently short (5'2") and i have black hair that is short and green eyes. i am the fattest thing you have ever seen. i seldom eat crackers in bed, and ive never landed an aircraft on the whitehouse lawn.

Im an internet dork and I am on all sorts of websites, some of which are Myspace and Hotornot.com.

I have lots of pictures of myself and other things on my new gallery.

Want to see what music i have been listening to/am currently listening to? go to my audioscrobbler account page. you should get it too.

Random facts about me:

• Ive been bitten by a tiger.
• I cant cross my eyes.
• Ive bathed an old person.
• I like chicken.
• Black people love me and I dont know why.
• I can touch my nose with my tongue.
• I like flowers.
• I like Johnny Depp.
• I hate William Shatner.
• Im related to a previous president, Zachary Taylor.
• I dont like beefs
• Ive fallen out of a moving car.
• Ive gotten a clothes hanger stuck in my mouth.
• I have 7 siblings.
• I have an asian fetish.
• I love Indian food.
• I dont have any friends. Well....maybe a few nowadays but not really.
• My family is crazy.
• My mom is a nurse and my stepdad is a doctor.
• I have small feet.
• I can snowboard.
• I hate traveling, but I have been to way too many places such as: Canada (which is the home of my great pal Chris, who I love with all my heart), Jamaica, Alaska, Mexico, Spain, France, England, Wales, etc.
• I was in gymnastics for many years. Then I quit when I got to college and now I am fat.
• I was voted "Best Smile" my senior year of High School.
• My boyfriend is a classically trained percussionist and he plays drums better than like anybody.
• Ive seen a one armed midget in a bikini screaming obscenities on the back of a bike.
• I like Macintosh products.
• I like cooked cabbage a whole lot.
• My last name shouldnt be Eddy. When my grandpa came to the United States in the 70s he got made fun of and was embarrassed for being Polish. So, he changed his name-to the only american name he knew I guess- Edward Edwin Eddy from Tateuz Kornakowski. Poles are indeed stupid.
• Ive been life flighted in a helicopter.

I seriously have too many stories, I need to write a book about them.